Sometimes when my wife is not home
I wear her clothes pretending I’m
a once-petite girl who has put on
the pounds and can no longer fit
in her wardrobe, the only consolation
being inordinate amounts of mint
chocolate chip ice cream. I remove all
evidence of this practice before her return.
Chagall 2017
Alphabet City 
You are so funny. 🙂
Thank you, Celestine. I think you are one of the few to realize this was meant to be humorous! 🙂