Angie Wasabi, is that her real name?

No, what are you, out of your frigging mind?
We call her that ’cause she’s hot and spicy.

Once she tied me up with my cummerbund,
after we hit the town in black and white.

She even drew blood with her diamond studs.
It’s all good; afterwards we made pasta.

She can do knuckle pushups on one arm,
while doing leg scissors from the waist down.

Talent like this comes along once in life.
Her dead daddy used to own a dojo

off Delancey Street, near Katz’s Deli.
I think I’m in love Carlos. She’s the one.

© Carlos Chagall, 2013