Two hobos walking down the road.  One asks
Did you make poopies in your pants?

The other replies indignantly
Why, no!

A few miles down the old lonesome road the first hobo asks again
Are you sure you didn’t make poopies in your pants?
And the other again insists
No, absolutely not!

The first hobo sniffs around then suddenly pulls down the others pants and drawers
in one fell swoop and there it is, a pile of poopies,  and he points and says
Look, I thought you said you didn’t make poopies!
and the other hobo grins and says sheepishly…

Oh, I thought you meant today!

Chagall 2017