Tag Archive: just for the fun of it


Another Notch

It takes a village of knives
to make a great sandwich.

Chagall 2016

Downtown Saturday Night

I’ve had it for the night
The club is smoky, the vibe less tight
Than certainly I would have crafted

She is boring, probably bored
Hasn’t heard me the first time
So I shout over the music

The tune is called
Monosyllables Affirm The Humdrum

To which she says Oh
and nods

Chagall 2016

Conguerito

I’m hurt and insulted that you find me immature
I proclaimed, proceeding to play mini-bongos
on her navel with the pads of my index fingers,
intrigued by her acoustic qualities.

Chagall 2015

Dexterous

I showed her my move
called the Naked Heimlich

She loves it,
hasn’t left since

Chagall 2015

But Seriously . . .

She was a cannibal goddess, bad for business
eating half the prophets.

Chagall 2015

Small Inch, Big Foot

Consider: not some but all Yeti sightings
are actually hairy large men
who on a drunken dare
are streaking through the wetlands.

Chagall 2015

Feeling Like Henny Youngman

I wish I was a ventriloquist
At least I’d have someone to talk with

Chagall & Mortimer 2015

(Carlos, okay to go back in the box now?)

just Wondering Shotgun

Does anybody
any longer
yet dot their j?

Chagall 2015

She asked if I thought I could fix it
I said sure, your Hotspot is off
A simple hand gesture to toggle that button
Should make all your blues go away

Olé!

Chagall 2015

Who Knew

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I was shocked to hear she would do such a thing
till he explained it was Mary the sister and not Sister Mary.

© Chagall 2015