Tag Archive: wordplay


Friday Warmup

Verbally conjugating verbs
during conjugal visits

Possible draconian measures
by the benevolent order of Sisters

The jiggling of the cord was
no cause for ellipsis

Precisely varicose veins
judge not the eclipse

Druids draw fluids nervously
surmising bang for the buck

F&@k!
(hard stop)

(big finish)
And that’s what it’s all about!

© Chagall 2016

How relieved was I to discover
that crab canons were in no way used
to hurl crustaceans into space.

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Lunedi Logistiques

Etymologists study
the origin of entomologist
entirely on their own, unapologetically.
It’s on more lists than anybody thought.

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Revisionism

Despite what you’ve heard, indifference killed the cat;
curiosity served merely to resurrect it.

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Personify

Mistaken that I was mistook;
they knew exactly who I am.

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Experiment #516

Is.
Feel the fry of that z?
Izzz: the electric barbed hum of life.

© Chagall 2016

Hear the Sound

Heather, her heat
pure theater, pretends
she’s in throes but I know
better whether Heather is really
there or not.

© Chagall 2016

Formulae

Halve it thrice if eight’s
what you’re looking for.

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Missive: Dear Sara

Like air
it’s everywhere
you breathe

Morning is life
as much as light
polishes

Now seems
to work best
at times

But i don’t know what
i don’t know – is it only
martini? (i could – as you suggest –
rhyme that with blini)

A kiss for any monday
appears on your lips
till our lips meet yet again tomorrow

How pregnant
the pause and i am
postpartum

Now indeed seems
to work best
all the time

© Chagall, 2016

Soothing Salve (A Play in 3 Acts)

Warning: Must be 10 years of age or older to read this post

Act 1
Kneed in the balls.

Act 2
Need in the balls.

Act 3
Kneading the balls.

Coming soon: If sands or butts

© Chagall 2016