Tag Archive: humor

Trial Run

Walk a mile in my shoes…
but then bring them back
’cause I got to go to work.

Chagall 2019

The Point (Ticonderoga)

Distracted this morning, I attempted
to drink from my cup of pencils,
nearly poking out an eye with
a sharp #2.

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We would meet up and lose our minds together.
You could say we had a cata-platonic relationship.

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While emptying the dishwasher, I asked him if
he would kindly separate the spoons, tea from table.
That was when he got abusive, around the very same time
he accidentally ran into the waffle pan.

© Chagall 2016

Please know that Carlos Chagall does not endorse violence of any kind, but I do chuckle at Roadrunner cartoons.

Soothing Salve (A Play in 3 Acts)

Warning: Must be 10 years of age or older to read this post

Act 1
Kneed in the balls.

Act 2
Need in the balls.

Act 3
Kneading the balls.

Coming soon: If sands or butts

© Chagall 2016

Lighter Fare

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On a scale
from one to ten
just how good
was that chow fen?

© Chagall 2014

Stormy Clouds Chasin’

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I’m singing in the rain,
just singin’ in the rain,
it’s a glorious feeling
that no songwriter should
have the right
to friggin’ copyright.

© Chagallito 2014

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Ecclesiastically contested.
Unceremoniously censored.
Perilously pared.

Illuminatingly metro.
Respectfully nuyorican
(not – as the spell checker has suggested – Corsican).
Aggravatingly a salted one.

Flighty, from too many stairs in buildings too tall
to mention in one breath.

But as I go,

© Chagall 2014

Lesson Lost On Youth # 11

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voltage and water
don’t mix

ohm my!

© Chagall 2014


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So many things that we can break
start with the letter B:
bad, your back, his balls
the bank and bread

© Chagall 2014

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